May 31st, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Formosa. |
| Formosa who? |
| Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday. |
Tags: Formosa
Posted in Oldies | No Comments »
May 30th, 2010
Knock Knock!
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| Who’s there? |
| Quacker. |
| Quacker who? |
| Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I’m leaving! |
Tags: Quacker
Posted in Knock Knock Jokes | No Comments »
May 29th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Reed. |
| Reed who? |
| Reed-turn to sender, address unknown! |
Tags: Reed
Posted in Boys Names | No Comments »
May 28th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Venice. |
| Venice who? |
| Venice your mother coming home? |
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Tags: Venice
Posted in Italy | No Comments »
May 27th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Canoe. |
| Canoe who? |
| Canoe you lend me some money? |
Tags: Canoe
Posted in Knock Knock Jokes | No Comments »
May 26th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Island. |
| Island who? |
| Island on your roof with my parachute. |
Tags: Island
Posted in Knock Knock Jokes | No Comments »
May 25th, 2010
Knock Knock!
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| Who’s there? |
| Adore. |
| Adore who? |
| Adore stands between us, open up! |
Tags: Adore
Posted in Knock Knock Jokes | No Comments »
May 24th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Truffle. |
| Truffle who? |
| Truffle with you is that you are so shy. |
Tags: Truffle
Posted in Food & Drink | No Comments »
May 23rd, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Beezer. |
| Beezer who? |
| Beezer black and yellow and make honey. |
Tags: Beezer
Posted in Insect | No Comments »
May 22nd, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Voodoo. |
| Voodoo who? |
| Voodoo you think you are? |
Tags: Voodoo
Posted in Knock Knock Jokes | No Comments »