Formosa

May 31st, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Formosa.
Formosa who?
Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday.

Quacker

May 30th, 2010

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I’m leaving!

Reed

May 29th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed-turn to sender, address unknown!

Venice

May 28th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?

Canoe

May 27th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe you lend me some money?

Island

May 26th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Island.
Island who?
Island on your roof with my parachute.

Adore

May 25th, 2010

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!

Truffle

May 24th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Truffle.
Truffle who?
Truffle with you is that you are so shy.

Beezer

May 23rd, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey.

Voodoo

May 22nd, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?