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		<title>Letty</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Letty.


Letty who?


Letty it all hang out!



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		<title>Lettuce</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Lettuce.


Lettuce who?


Lettuce try again tomorrow.



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		<title>Darwin</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/darwin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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Knock Knock!



Who&#8217;s there?


Darwin.


Darwin who?


I&#8217;ll be Darwin you open the door.



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		<title>Dakota</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/clothes/dakota/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Dakota.


Dakota who?


Dakota is too long in the arms.



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		<title>Leslie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Leslie.


Leslie who?


Leslie town now before they catch us.



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		<title>Actor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Actor.


Actor who?


Actor you, my dear! 



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		<title>Wade</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Wade.


Wade who?


Wade up little Susie!



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		<title>Ray</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/ray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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Knock Knock!



Who&#8217;s there?


Ray.


Ray who?


Ray-ders of the Lost Ark.



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		<title>Abbott</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/mean/abbott/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Abbott.


Abbott who?


Abbott time you opened this door!



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		<title>Zookeeper</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/animals/zookeeper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Zookeeper.


Zookeeper who?


Zookeeper away from him!



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