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		<title>Sadie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie Pledge of Allegiance.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Sadie.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Daisy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 16:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy that you are in, but I don&#8217;t believe them.]]></description>
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		<title>Phillip</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/phillip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock knock. Who&#8217;s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!]]></description>
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Phillip my bag with candy!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Mara</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Olivia</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 16:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Me</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/tease/me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wendy</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/girls-names/wendy-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Wendy! Wendy Who? Wendy the last time you took a bath?]]></description>
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		<title>Reed</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/sur-name/reed-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Reed. Reed who? Reed between the lines.]]></description>
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		<title>Ken</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knockknockjoke.com/?p=916</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in, it&#8217;s freezing out here? Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in, it&#8217;s freezing out here?]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Ken.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Sherlock</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/entertainment/sherlock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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