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		<title>Amahl</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/amahl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 16:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Amahl!


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Amahl shook up!



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		<title>Police</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Police!


Police who?


Police stop telling knock knock jokes!



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		<title>Chimney</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/entertainment/chimney-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Chimney!


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Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?



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		<title>Yoda</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Yoda!


Yoda who?


Yoda leh ee-hoooo!



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		<title>Eamon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Who&#8217;s there?


Eamon


Eamon who?


Eamon in a good mood today, come in&#8230;



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		<title>Yolanda</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/money/yolanda-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Yolanda.


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Yolanda some Money



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		<title>Camilla</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/girls-names/camilla-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Who&#8217;s there?


Camilla.


Camilla who?


Camilla minute.



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		<title>Major</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/health/major/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Major.


Major who?


Major headache, please       gimme aspirin!



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		<title>Gerald</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/gerald/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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Gerald.


Gerald who?


Gerald washed up!



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		<title>Mabel</title>
		<link>http://www.knockknockjoke.com/girls-names/mabel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 15:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Knock Knock!


Who&#8217;s there?


Mabel.


Mabel who?


Mabel doesn&#8217;t ring       either&#8230;



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