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		<title>Knock Knock, Who&#8217;s there? Thermos!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 21:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Thermos! Thermos who? Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Thermos!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Scott</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/scott-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:12:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Charlie, Thanks Charlie! Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Scott! Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you??]]></description>
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		<title>Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 16:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Venice</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cousin</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Cousin! Cousin who? Cousin stead of opening the door, you&#8217;re making me stand here!]]></description>
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		<title>Acid</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet!]]></description>
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		<title>Xavier</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/xavier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Xavier! Xavier who? Xavier breath and open that door!]]></description>
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		<title>Police</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/profession/police-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gerald</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/gerald/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Gerald. Gerald who? Gerald washed up!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Gerald</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Gerald</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong> washed up!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Tariq</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Tariq. Tariq who? Tariq of perfume.]]></description>
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