Archive for the ‘Tease’ Category

Knock Knock, Who’s there? Thermos!

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (57 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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Scott

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

Submitted by Charlie, Thanks Charlie!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you??
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (46 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
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Me

Saturday, June 5th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
you are (Name of person you are talking to)! Now, open the door! will you..?
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (40 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)
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Venice

Friday, February 5th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Venice!
Venice who?
Venice this door gonna open?
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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Cousin

Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cousin!
Cousin who?
Cousin stead of opening the door, you’re making me stand here!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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Acid

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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Xavier

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open that door!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5)
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Police

Saturday, January 30th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police stop telling knock knock jokes!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (12 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)
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Gerald

Sunday, January 17th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gerald.
Gerald who?
Gerald washed up!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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Tariq

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tariq.
Tariq who?
Tariq of perfume.
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (13 votes, average: 1.62 out of 5)
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