Archive for the ‘Tease’ Category

Me

Saturday, June 5th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
you are (Name of person you are talking to)! Now, open the door! will you..?

Venice

Friday, February 5th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Venice!
Venice who?
Venice this door gonna open?

Cousin

Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cousin!
Cousin who?
Cousin stead of opening the door, you’re making me stand here!

Acid

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Xavier

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open that door!

Police

Saturday, January 30th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police stop telling knock knock jokes!

Gerald

Sunday, January 17th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gerald.
Gerald who?
Gerald washed up!

Tariq

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tariq.
Tariq who?
Tariq of perfume.

Ask me

Sunday, January 10th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ask me!
Ask me?
Ask me inside and you’ll find out!

Mae

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I’ll tell you or Mae be I won’t…