<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Knock Knock Jokes &#187; School</title>
	<atom:link href="http://knockknockjoke.com/category/school/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://knockknockjoke.com</link>
	<description>Nothing but clean knock knock jokes!</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 22:45:36 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Knock Knock, Who&#8217;s There?  Grammar Police.</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/school/knock-knock-whos-there-grammar-police/</link>
		<comments>http://knockknockjoke.com/school/knock-knock-whos-there-grammar-police/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grammar]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://knockknockjoke.com/?p=1407</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? to! to who? to Whom!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">&nbsp;</p>
<table border="0" cellpadding="10" width="75%">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Knock Knock!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>to!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>to who?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>to Whom!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://knockknockjoke.com/school/knock-knock-whos-there-grammar-police/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Odysseus</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/history/odysseus/</link>
		<comments>http://knockknockjoke.com/history/odysseus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[History]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Odysseus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knockknockjoke.com/?p=780</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Odysseus! Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="10" width="75%">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Knock Knock!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Odysseus</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Odysseus who?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Odysseus the last straw!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://knockknockjoke.com/history/odysseus/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Darwin</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/darwin/</link>
		<comments>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/darwin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boys Names]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Darwin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knockknockjoke.com/?p=714</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Darwin. Darwin who? I&#8217;ll be Darwin you open the door.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="10" width="75%">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center">
<span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Knock Knock!</strong></span>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Darwin.</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Darwin who?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>I&#8217;ll be Darwin you open the door.</strong></span></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/darwin/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Tennis</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/school/tennis-2/</link>
		<comments>http://knockknockjoke.com/school/tennis-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:40:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tennis]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knockknockjoke.com/?p=674</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis Five plus Five.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="10" width="75%">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Knock Knock!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Tennis</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>.</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Tennis who?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Tennis</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong> Five plus Five.</strong></span></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://knockknockjoke.com/school/tennis-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Gene</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/gene/</link>
		<comments>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/gene/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boys Names]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gene]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knockknockjoke.com/?p=458</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Gene. Gene who? Gene-e-alogy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="10" width="75%">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Knock Knock!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #0066ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Gene.</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #0066ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Gene who?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Gene-e-alogy.</strong></span></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/gene/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Kay</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/girls-names/kay/</link>
		<comments>http://knockknockjoke.com/girls-names/kay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Girls Names]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kay]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knockknockjoke.com/?p=435</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Kay. Kay who? Kay,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="10" width="75%">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center">
<h1><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Knock Knock!</strong></span></h1>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Kay.</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Kay who?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Kay,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z! </strong></span></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://knockknockjoke.com/girls-names/kay/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>B2</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/alphanumeric/b2/</link>
		<comments>http://knockknockjoke.com/alphanumeric/b2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alphanumeric]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[B2]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knockknockjoke.com/?p=410</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? B2 B2 who? B2 school on time!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<table border="0" cellpadding="10" width="75%">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Knock Knock!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>B2</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>B2 who?</strong></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>B2 school on         time!</strong></span></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://knockknockjoke.com/alphanumeric/b2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

