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		<title>Quacker</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 16:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Quacker. Quacker who? Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I&#8217;m leaving!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Quacker.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Canoe</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 16:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe you lend me some money?]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Canoe.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Island</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/knock-knock-jokes/island/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 16:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Island. Island who? Island on your roof with my parachute.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Island.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Island on your roof with my parachute.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Adore</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 16:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up!]]></description>
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		<title>Voodoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 15:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Voodoo.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Lisbon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 16:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Lisbon. Lisbon who? Lisbon married six times!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Lisbon.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Lisbon married six times!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Veal chop</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/knock-knock-jokes/veal-chop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 16:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Veal chop. Veal chop who? Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Veal chop.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Thermos</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/knock-knock-jokes/thermos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 16:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#039;t know</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? I don&#8217;t know. I don&#8217;t know who? I told you I don&#8217;t know. Why don&#8217;t you believe me?]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>I told you I don&#8217;t know. Why don&#8217;t you believe me? </strong></span></td>
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		<title>Blue</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Blue. Blue who? Blue away with the wind!]]></description>
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