| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Quacker. | |
| Quacker who? | |
| Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I’m leaving! |
Archive for the ‘Knock Knock Jokes’ Category
Quacker
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
(26 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)
Loading ...Canoe
Thursday, May 27th, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Canoe. | |
| Canoe who? | |
| Canoe you lend me some money? |
(25 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5) Loading ...Island
Wednesday, May 26th, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Island. | |
| Island who? | |
| Island on your roof with my parachute. |
(25 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5) Loading ...Adore
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Adore. | |
| Adore who? | |
| Adore stands between us, open up! |
(30 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Voodoo
Saturday, May 22nd, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Voodoo. | |
| Voodoo who? | |
| Voodoo you think you are? |
(24 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...Lisbon
Monday, May 10th, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Lisbon. | |
| Lisbon who? | |
| Lisbon married six times! |
(11 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5) Loading ...Veal chop
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Veal chop. | |
| Veal chop who? | |
| Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up |
(13 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5) Loading ...Thermos
Saturday, May 1st, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Thermos. | |
| Thermos who? | |
| Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this! |
(24 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...I don't know
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| I don’t know. | |
| I don’t know who? | |
| I told you I don’t know. Why don’t you believe me? |
(25 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5) Loading ...Blue
Friday, April 23rd, 2010| Knock Knock! | |
| Who’s there? | |
| Blue. | |
| Blue who? | |
| Blue away with the wind! |
(18 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5) Loading ...
