Archive for the ‘Knock Knock Jokes’ Category
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
Knock Knock!
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| Who’s there? |
| Quacker. |
| Quacker who? |
| Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I’m leaving! |
Tags: Quacker
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Thursday, May 27th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Canoe. |
| Canoe who? |
| Canoe you lend me some money? |
Tags: Canoe
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Island. |
| Island who? |
| Island on your roof with my parachute. |
Tags: Island
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Tuesday, May 25th, 2010
Knock Knock!
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| Who’s there? |
| Adore. |
| Adore who? |
| Adore stands between us, open up! |
Tags: Adore
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Saturday, May 22nd, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Voodoo. |
| Voodoo who? |
| Voodoo you think you are? |
Tags: Voodoo
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Monday, May 10th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Lisbon. |
| Lisbon who? |
| Lisbon married six times! |
Tags: Lisbon
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Veal chop. |
| Veal chop who? |
| Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up |
Tags: Veal chop
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Saturday, May 1st, 2010
Knock Knock!
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| Who’s there? |
| Thermos. |
| Thermos who? |
| Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this! |
Tags: Thermos
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Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| I don’t know. |
| I don’t know who? |
| I told you I don’t know. Why don’t you believe me? |
Tags: I don't know
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Friday, April 23rd, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Blue. |
| Blue who? |
| Blue away with the wind! |
Tags: Blue
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