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		<title>Beezer</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/insect/beezer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 15:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Beezer. Beezer who? Beezer black and yellow and make honey.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Beezer.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Termite</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/insect/termite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Termite. Termite who? Termite&#8217;s the night!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Termite.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Honey bee</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/animals/honey-bee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bug</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/entertainment/bug/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Bug. Bug who? Bug Rodgers.]]></description>
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		<title>Roach</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/insect/roach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Larva</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/larva/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Larva. Larva who? Larva cup of coffee.]]></description>
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		<title>Abbey</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/insect/abbey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Abbey !</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Abbey stung me on the nose ! </strong></span></td>
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		<title>Centipede</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/holiday/centipede/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knockknockjoke.com/?p=143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas tree.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Centipede.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Centipede on the Christmas tree.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Tick</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Tick. Tick who? Tick &#8216;em up. I&#8217;m a tig tad towboy!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Tick.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Tick &#8216;em up. I&#8217;m a tig tad towboy!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Spider</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/clean-knock-knock-jokes/spider/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Spider. Spider who? You tried to hide her but I spied her. Knock, knoc]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>You tried to hide her but I spied her. Knock, knoc</strong></span></td>
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