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		<title>Mary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Mary! Mary who? Mary Christmas!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Mary!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Snow</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow business like show business!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Snow.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Donut</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rabbit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully, it&#8217;s a present!]]></description>
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		<title>Yule</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Centipede</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas tree.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Centipede.</strong></span></td>
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