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		<title>Knock Knock?  Who&#8217;s there? Disguise.</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/holiday/valentines/knock-knock-whos-there-disguise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Disguise! Disguise who? This guy is your boy friend!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Disguise!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Halibut</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Halibut. Halibut who? Halibut a kiss, sweetie?]]></description>
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		<title>Ida</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/holiday/ida-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know why I love you like I do?]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Ida.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Ida who?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Ida know why I love you like I do?</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Keith</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/keith-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Keith. Keith who? Keith your hands off of me!]]></description>
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		<title>Disguise</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/holiday/disguise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Srivatsa! (This joke works for Halloween or Valentines!) Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Disguise! Disguise Who? Disguise is your boy friend!]]></description>
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<td width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Submitted by Srivatsa!</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
(This joke works for Halloween or Valentines!)<br />
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<td width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ff00ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Eyesore</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/love/eyesore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!]]></description>
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		<title>Iguana</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/animals/iguana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.]]></description>
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		<title>Value</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/love/value/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Value. Value who ? Value be my Valentine?]]></description>
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		<title>Ben</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/ben-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over and kiss me!!!]]></description>
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<h1><span style="font-size: medium;">Knock Knock!</span></h1>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Ben who?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Ben over and kiss me!!!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Olive</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/clean-knock-knock-jokes/olive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Olive. Olive who ? Olive you!]]></description>
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