Archive for the ‘Valentines’ Category

Halibut

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetie?

Ida

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do?

Keith

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith your hands off of me!

Disguise

Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Submitted by Srivatsa!
(This joke works for Halloween or Valentines!)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise Who?
Disguise is your boy friend!

Eyesore

Friday, October 30th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Iguana

Sunday, October 25th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Value

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine?

Ben

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!!!

Olive

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who ?
Olive you!

Keith

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me and find out.