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		<title>Knock Knock?  Who&#8217;s there? Disguise.</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/holiday/valentines/knock-knock-whos-there-disguise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Disguise! Disguise who? This guy is your boy friend!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Disguise!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Vampire</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 15:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Vampire! Vampire who? Vampire state building!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Vampire         state building!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Jacklyn</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/girls-names/jacklyn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 15:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Jacklyn. Jacklyn who? Jacklyn Hyde!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center">Jacklyn.</td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Jacklyn who?</span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center">Jacklyn Hyde!</td>
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		<title>Tad</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/holiday/tad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Tad. Tad who? Tad old black magic.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Tad old black magic.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Twick</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/internet/twick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tweet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Twick. Twick who? Twick or Tweet! Happy Halloween, Today&#8217;s link is for the 1st Vampire Ever!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #0066ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Twick.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #0066ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Twick who?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Twick or <a href="http://www.twitter.com/kkjokes">Tweet</a>!</strong></span></td>
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<p>Happy Halloween,</p>
<p><a href="http://vladtheimpaler.com/">Today&#8217;s link is for the 1st Vampire Ever!</a></p>
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		<title>Disguise</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Srivatsa! (This joke works for Halloween or Valentines!) Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Disguise! Disguise Who? Disguise is your boy friend!]]></description>
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<td width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Submitted by Srivatsa!</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
(This joke works for Halloween or Valentines!)<br />
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<td width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Knock Knock!</strong></span></td>
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<td width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ff00ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
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<td width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Disguise!</strong></span></td>
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<td width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ff00ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Disguise Who?</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Ice Cream</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/ice-cream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Ice cream every time I see a ghost.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Ivan</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/ivan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to suck your blood!!]]></description>
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