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		<title>Knock Knock?  Who&#8217;s there? Disguise.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Vampire</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 15:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jacklyn</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 15:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sadie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Halibut</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ida</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/holiday/ida-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Keith</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/keith-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Snow</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Donut</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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