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		<title>Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s There? Cash!</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/knock-knock-whos-there-cash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Hannah, Thanks Hannah! Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Cash! Cash who? No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ff0000; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Cash!</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Knock Knock. Who&#8217;s There?. Doughnut!</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/knock-knock-whos-there-doughnut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut worry it is just a joke!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Doughnut!</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Truffle</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/truffle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 16:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Truffle. Truffle who? Truffle with you is that you are so shy.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Truffle.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #0066ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Truffle who?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Truffle with you is that you are so shy.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Butter</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/butter-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 16:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Butter! Butter who? Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom!]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom! </strong></span></td>
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		<title>Zubin</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/boys-names/zubin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Zubin. Zubin who? Zubin eating garlic again?]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Zubin</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Zubin who?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Zubin eating garlic again?</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Vanilla</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/vanilla/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Vanilla. Vanilla who? Vanilla call the doctor?]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Vanilla</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>. </strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Vanilla</strong></span><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong> who?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Vanilla call the doctor?</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Ice cream soda</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/ice-cream-soda/</link>
		<comments>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/ice-cream-soda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Ice cream soda</strong></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>.</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #00cc00; font-size: medium;"><strong>Ice cream soda who?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Lettuce</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/lettuce-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce try again tomorrow.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="color: #ff00ff; font-size: medium;"><strong>Who&#8217;s there?</strong></span></td>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Lettuce.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Waiter</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/waiter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fluffykins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces.]]></description>
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<td colspan="2" width="100%" align="center"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces.</strong></span></td>
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		<title>Banana</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/food-drink/banana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food & Drink]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split so I screamed!]]></description>
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