Archive for the ‘Food & Drink’ Category

Lettuce

Saturday, March 13th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce try again tomorrow.

Waiter

Sunday, February 21st, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces.

Banana

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I screamed!

Bacon

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Donut

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Donut!
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!

Juicy

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?

Julia

Friday, November 27th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Julia.
Julia who?
Julia want some milk and cookies?

Buddha

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me.

Buddy

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Buddy.
Buddy who?
Buddy fingers.

U-8

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
U-8
U-8 who?
U-8 my lunch!