Archive for the ‘Food & Drink’ Category
Monday, May 24th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Truffle. |
| Truffle who? |
| Truffle with you is that you are so shy. |
Tags: Truffle
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Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Butter! |
| Butter who? |
| Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom! |
Tags: Butter
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Tuesday, April 13th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Zubin. |
| Zubin who? |
| Zubin eating garlic again? |
Tags: Zubin
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Thursday, April 8th, 2010
Knock Knock!
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| Who’s there? |
| Vanilla. |
| Vanilla who? |
| Vanilla call the doctor? |
Tags: Vanilla
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Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
Knock Knock!
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| Who’s there? |
| Ice cream soda. |
| Ice cream soda who? |
| Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are |
Tags: Ice cream soda
Posted in Food & Drink | No Comments »
Saturday, March 13th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Lettuce. |
| Lettuce who? |
| Lettuce try again tomorrow. |
Tags: Lettuce
Posted in Food & Drink | No Comments »
Sunday, February 21st, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Waiter. |
| Waiter who? |
| Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces. |
Tags: Waiter
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Monday, January 4th, 2010
Knock Knock!
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| Who’s there? |
| Banana. |
| Banana who? |
| Banana split so I screamed! |
Tags: Banana
Posted in Food & Drink | No Comments »
Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Bacon. |
| Bacon who? |
| Bacon a cake for your birthday. |
Tags: Bacon, Happy Birthday
Posted in Food & Drink, Happy Birthday | No Comments »
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Donut! |
| Donut who? |
| Donut open till Christmas! |
Tags: Donut
Posted in Christian knock knock jokes, Christmas, Food & Drink, Holiday | No Comments »
