Archive for the ‘Food & Drink’ Category

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Cash!

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

Submitted by Hannah, Thanks Hannah!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (172 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)
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Knock Knock. Who’s There?. Doughnut!

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a joke!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (76 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
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Truffle

Monday, May 24th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Truffle.
Truffle who?
Truffle with you is that you are so shy.
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (28 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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Butter

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (29 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
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Zubin

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Zubin.
Zubin who?
Zubin eating garlic again?
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (16 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
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Vanilla

Thursday, April 8th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Vanilla.
Vanilla who?
Vanilla call the doctor?
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (15 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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Ice cream soda

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (16 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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Lettuce

Saturday, March 13th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce try again tomorrow.
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (20 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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Waiter

Sunday, February 21st, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces.
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (20 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5)
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Banana

Monday, January 4th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I screamed!
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (18 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
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