Archive for the ‘Clean knock knock jokes’ Category

Dad

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
Dad fuel to the fire!

Lass

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lass.
Lass who?
That’s what cowboys use, isn’t it?

Callum

Sunday, October 25th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Callum.
Callum who?
Callum back.

Adolf

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way

Cam

Sunday, October 25th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived.

Iglesias

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iglesias !
Iglesias who ?
Iglesias idea I ever had !

Pencil

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt.

Never

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Never.
Never who?
Never mind

Boo

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

Archie

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Archie.
Archie Who?
Gesundtheit!