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		<title>Knock Knock, Who&#8217;s There? Howl!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door!]]></description>
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		<title>Gorilla</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Zookeeper</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/animals/zookeeper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rhino</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/animals/rhino/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<title>Cuckoo Catch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Honey bee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Candy</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/animals/candy-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon?]]></description>
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		<title>Rabbit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully, it&#8217;s a present!]]></description>
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		<title>Urchin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s there? Urchin. Urchin who? Urchin is pointy.]]></description>
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		<title>Ally</title>
		<link>http://knockknockjoke.com/animals/alli/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
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(well, except for the talking alligator. lol)</p>
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