Archive for the ‘Animals’ Category
Saturday, March 6th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Zookeeper. |
| Zookeeper who? |
| Zookeeper away from him! |
Tags: Zookeeper
Posted in Animals, Mean! | No Comments »
Saturday, February 20th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Rhino! |
| Rhino Who? |
| Rhino every knock-knock joke there is! |
Tags: Rhino
Posted in Animals, Psychology, very funny | No Comments »
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Cuckoo Catch! |
| Cuckoo Catch Who? |
| …Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know…wo wo wo. (sing it) |
Tags: Cuckoo Catch, Garfunkle, Simon
Posted in Bird, Entertainment, Music, very funny | No Comments »
Monday, February 1st, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Honey bee! |
| Honey bee who? |
| Honey bee a dear and get me a soda. |
Tags: Honey bee
Posted in Animals, Insect | No Comments »
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Candy. |
| Candy who? |
| Candy cow jump over the moon? |
Tags: Candy
Posted in Animals | No Comments »
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Rabbit. |
| Rabbit who? |
| Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present! |
Posted in Animals, Christmas | No Comments »
Sunday, November 29th, 2009
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Urchin. |
| Urchin who? |
| Urchin is pointy. |
Posted in Animals | No Comments »
Sunday, November 1st, 2009
A true story!
(well, except for the talking alligator. lol)
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Ally! |
| Ally Who? |
| Ally gator! |
Tags: alligator, Ally, True story
Posted in Animals, Girls Names, True Stories | No Comments »
Sunday, October 25th, 2009
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Iguana. |
| Iguana who? |
| Iguana hold your hand. |
Tags: Iguana
Posted in Animals, Love, Music, Valentines | No Comments »
Sunday, October 25th, 2009
| Knock Knock! |
| Who’s there? |
| Robin. |
| Robin who? |
| Robin da bank! |
Tags: Robin
Posted in Bird, Legal | No Comments »
